Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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