about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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