Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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