Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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