That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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