My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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