I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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