You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
