If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do vagina's smell?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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