We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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