Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You were trust falling into bushes
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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