in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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