So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
