they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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