he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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