You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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