Need sex. Gaining weight.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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