Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You coming home soon, man?
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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