i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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