I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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