Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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