can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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