and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
