i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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