Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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