the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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