is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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