I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Bring me that man meat
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
