We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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