We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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