You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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