My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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