Are we in a gay sports bar?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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