Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
