i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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