carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
