i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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