How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
