Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
BRING THE BAGELS
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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