awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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