Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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