just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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