got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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