She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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