so explain again why im purple
no
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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