i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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