i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
