I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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