how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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