Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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